For Loz...

I was standing on the roof of an open flat, where I lived, telling my father that I don't have to worry about people stealing stuff. When a young Japanese couple came by and he was looking at my television, and mumbled under his breath "I might take something ... given the chance."

I told him "That's not very honorable"

Then he and his girlfriend laughed and taught me the Dancing Princess dance they learned as a child.

Illustration

note to loz -- ADD AN EFFING ILLUSTRATION TO YOUR DREAM BLOG!