Adopt-a-Monkey

BBC News reports that Delhi is looking for something to do about their monkey problem.

Given the British fascination by all things Monkey -- I'd recommend bringing them to the UK.

What better way to revitalise interest in British monuments than having them overrun by monkeys?

They could even convert one of the disused old castles into a full-fledged monkey village! With arts and crafts created and sold by the local monkey community. (It would also satisfy my unfulfilled dream of finding the monkey temple in India -- ruins ruled by monkeys with a wise-old king monkey at the centre -- who speaks English, of course.)